A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
‘”What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies,” he responded.
“Oh? Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep. Three males, two females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
“Easy,” he responded. “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
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12/29/2007 at 5:38 pm
Mike
OMG! Thanks Pete! :)
12/29/2007 at 6:34 pm
Jim
Same way you could tell if they were human.
1/1/2008 at 1:09 am
Alice
LOL Hope you have a GREAT year!
1/6/2008 at 11:31 am
ricky
you got that one right hahaha